vvendys:

all you need to pass school tbh

vvendys:

all you need to pass school tbh

(via goldtriggeronagun)

marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

(Source: bluedogeyes, via asvprock)

bentimothycarltoncumberbatch:

luciferisme:

bentimothycarltoncumberbatch:

bentimothycarltoncumberbatch:

the baby boom is singularly my favorite event in american history. I mean seriously all the WWII soldiers came home and had enough victory sex that they created one of the greatest population increases in the history of the country

also it sounds like the exploding of children

two types of people

and theyre both me. wow

(via xadawgzx)

(via xadawgzx)

katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

(via xadawgzx)

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zodiacbaby:

Who is she

zodiacbaby:

Who is she

(Source: strangefires, via heyfunniest)

janyrawillis:

"Who was your first kiss?""Trey Songz!!!"

janyrawillis:

"Who was your first kiss?"
"Trey Songz!!!"

(Source: hvteshve, via heyfunniest)

paradisaic:

I can’t go to parties because I turn into a pumpkin at midnight

(via epic-humor)

cybercum:

im not even in a blogging circle im just kind of here

(via asvprock)

(Source: weheartit.com, via feellng)

suzuharatoji:

WHEN SOMEBODY TELLS YOU THAT YOU AND THE PERSON YOU LIKE WOULD BE CUTE TOGETHER

image

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

policedog:

imagine if people screamed instead of snored

(via africandad)

nicodicat:

DO YOU EVER SEE YOUR FRIENDS POST SELFIES AND THEY’RE JUST SO CUTE AND ADORABLE THAT YOU KIND OF JUST image

(via africandad)

dekutree:

girl: fuck me daddy

me: uhm…ok…m…mommy

girl: what the fuck

(via asvprock)