Anyone watch Phineas and Ferb?
Remember that one episode when Dr. Doofenschmirtz and Vanessa are riding a scooter to the mall and some guy catcalls at Vanessa and Doof turns and is like “She’s sixteen!” and freakin’ shoots him with a gun that sends people to alien dimensions
A+ Father
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Croatian painter Lonac is currently at home where he recently completed this new mural somewhere on the streets of Zagreb, Croatia.
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LAYS LEMONADE?
what the fuck
Paula Deen Butter Chapstick
I am fucking done
oh my god i am so glad they stopped making these shit
is everyone going to ignore piers posing for Burger King’s cologne
^ OMFG
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Cat, it’s been years and you’re still in the sink. Get out.
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instead of sending me nudes, send me photos of you wearing so many layers of clothes that you can’t even move
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I JUST LITERALLY SNORTED
Beyond Dorkness
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Bilbo owns a claw of Smaug.
BILBO OWNS A CLAW OF SMAUG.
I CAN’T.
YOU DIDN’T
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